I Am Legendary

IF YOU SEE THIS MAN, BOOTY-DANCE ON HIS YOU KNOW WHAT PLACE.

THEN TURN TO HIM, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE, AND SAY STERNLY "YOU ARE A GOLDEN GOD."

HE WILL PULL OUT OF HIS POCKET, A LIGHTENING BOLT

TELEPATHICALLY HE WILL ASK YOU TO GRAB IT

DO NOT GRAB IT, JUST KEEP STARING STERNLY

IT IS A TEST, TO DETERMINE YOUR WORTHINESS

IF YOU PASS THE TEST HE WILL SHOW YOU THINGS YOU HAVE SEEN IN YOUR WILDEST MOST DISTANT DREAMS


"When sorcerers talk about molding one's life situation, they mean molding the awareness of being alive. Through molding this awareness, we can get enough energy to reach and sustain the energy body, and with it we can certainly mold the total direction and consequences of our lives." - Don Juan Matus